Homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom... That's not even the right man.
Hello? This is not how Homestuck began.
...We're in a what? A loser's KIN CARRD? What the fuck is a KIN CARRD?
Enter Name.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER.
Well actually, Dirk is just ONE OF THE MANY NAMES you go by.
You tend to mainly go by JAE.
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You are TWENTY-ONE years old and you go by ANY PRONOUNS, including some cool NEOPRONOUNS. You are PANROMANTIC GRAY-ACE and TRANSMASC-CATGENDER.
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Your personality type is INFP-T 4W5 and you share the zodiac sign,
SCORPIO, with the SERKETS.
Which ironically enough you don't really like them a whole lot.You enjoy KINNING for FUN, COMFORT and PERSONAL REASONS.
You have a large variety of INTERESTS,
mainly being FELINES, MUSIC, FINE ARTS, and MANY FORMS OF MEDIA
like HOMESTUCK and YOUTUBER PODCASTS.
You also partake in COSPLAYING, CREATING ART and VOICE ACTING.
Jae: Pull out the kinlist already dude.
Woah, hold your horses there bro, no need to rush.
You will see the KINLIST soon.But before that, you need to pull up and show your DO NOT INTERACT list,
also known as your DNI.
It's long as all hell, but it's very important to read.
Jae: Pull up your DNI.
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- - timaeusTestified [ TT ] began pestering kincarrdReader [ KR ] - -
TT: So to start off, if you met basic DNI criteria like; Homophobic, transphobic/terf/transmed, xenophobic, lgbtqia+ exclusionist,
support MAP/Pedo/DDLG/Zoophiles, support Trump, proshipper/anti-anti/support toxic unhealthy relationships of any kind, Fujoshi/Fudanshi, toxic fan of any media (stans), etc.
TT: Get the fuck out. You don't belong here and never will.
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TT: If you're under 13, I HIGHLY prefer you don't interact with me
and if you're 14-17, that's okay, but still iffy.
TT: I don't care if you're republican, white, straight, and/or cis, you're fine to interact if
you're a DECENT and CHILL person.
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TT: Just as an important note to add; those
who don't interact with people who enjoy content from
people like Issacwhy/Yumi, it's best not to interact with me.
TT: I will also add tonetags. I sometimes use them
if I think they're needed.
TT: Feel free to ask for clarification if you need it too.
Jae: Time to show that kinlist.
Now for the thing you've been waiting for, the KINLIST.
Man, that took awhile but you're here now.
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